I'm surprised I qualify, frankly, with all the sex and drugs and rock 'n roll in my past).
Sorry Rev (olutionary not erend!)
Probably the code of business insanity - sorry integrity - playing on my brain!
Visions of born again wide eyed zealots turning up and asking "did you really dash the security person 10 naira in 1985 to overlook your expired work visa?" at the front of the brain!
Did you work at Gulf Helis in the 90's?
You would have fitted in fine!
Cheers
Trog