Dan, would have joined you but the dates clash with the banjo-playing-red-headed-Irish-female rotary pride march.
Cheers
Whirls
Banjo playing just isn't natural.
Have you tried ukelele therapy ? Let's start with all strings the same length and make our way up towards 6 strings and maybe some chords. Oh, I forgot about the accordion fetish...... ****, why don't you buy a kazoo and stick a finger in your ear.
