I have to agree with anartificialhorizon.
Not such a bad article really given the readership; factual, not much sensationalism ("We thought we were going to die!!!"), no near misses, plunges, loud explosions or panic-fuelled screaming passengers reported. The cabin crew weren't even mentioned, let alone any passenger description of there being "fear etched on their faces".
And let's be honest what does saying "the shards of glass coated polycarbonate laminate disabled an engine." really add to the report?