And now -- the moment you've all been waiting for . . .
In a gallant third place, with special mention for mordant topicality, is Mr Rather Be Gardening with:
"Senior RAF engineer confirms that this aircraft is definitely fit to fly."
Coming in at number two is Mr Oli-The-Original with the splendid:
"Fred was deeply upset by the claims that his permit aircraft looked more like a toy than a 'proper' plane."
But tonight's star prize goes to . . .
(wait for it)
Yes, it's Mr Tricorn with the magnificent:
"The AF/BF was not going well, and still the bowser hadn't turned up!"
Give him a big hand, folks. Mr Tricorn, opportunity knocks! You have control.