That fabled military training isn't free, despite what many seem to think...
at least in the colonies that million or so that it costs is shoved up your nether regions a nickel at a time... (crab, one would assume it's a bob at a time in UK)
We know what 'royals' are in my part of the world... and yes, Charles Bronson is the agriculture commissioner... I'm pretty sure he's not the same one...