Last week a colleague was trying to call in sick and her boss's phone wasn't taking voice mail so she decided to call me. She didn't know my extension so she rang the operator who said I didn't exist. I found this out when colleague came back to work so I thought I'd ring the operator....
"Hello, can I have the number for Mr xxxx at ABC, please?"
"There's no-one with that name there"
"Yes there is, me. I can see my details on the Defence Directory and I want to know why you can't"
"I'm sorry sir, what's the Defence Directory?"
'nuff said?