Ozzie bating
Dear BS. Although you may not be an Australian you must know that they, the Australians, are the most Xenophobic bunch of morons this side of the black stump. So I am sorry to say you are wasting your well intended efforts. It is sheer hypocricy that they deny entry to qualified people. Most of them are there because they had a long distant Granddad that had the impressive criminal acumen to Steal a Sausage in Southend!
What fun!
Dons steel helmet. Lights blue touch-paper and retires to safe distance to watch the fireworks.