Maybe you need to become an AMERICAN! It's not our fault that we (DEC's) are the best in the world! That we come current and qualified in A330's (Northwest / US Air) and B777's (American/Delta/United).
You Brits, Canooks, and Auszee's whine to much, and clearly lack the skill necessary for command, so just sit in the right seat, put the gear up, talk on the radio, and let a true professional safely fly the airplane...not (aeroplane). You little people need to learn to spell correctly.