UFO Stories
I'm not sure as to the validity of this story, but it caught my eye.
It involves an RAF Pilot and a UFO:
A visiting UFO abducts 3 specimens to take back to their home planet:
A Chinese Farmer, an Eskimo and an RAF Pilot.
The alien chief scientist started the experimentation on the subjects as soon as they were aboard the UFO.
To ascertain the intelligence of the subjects they gave each of them 2 iron balls and separated the 3 men into empty cells.
A week passed on the return journey to the planet Omicron Persei Eight.
The Alien leader asked his scientist on the progress of the 3 abductees.
The Farmer was first. He made a small hole in the floor at one end of the cell and played golf with the iron balls using a fork. He got a hole in one twice in a row from the opposite corner of the cell. The Alien leader was impressed.
Next was the Eskimo. He trained himself to juggle with the iron balls with one hand, he managed to perfom the task at an amazing speed . This too impressed the Alien leader.
The RAF Pilot was next up. He was sat in the cell fast asleep, the Leader looked quizzically at his scientist for an explanation…..
"He broke one and lost the other one"
Well it seemed just as plausible as most of the other stories.