Is this the best low flying complaint re-buff ever?

[Wader2]

More thread drift but apposite to this link:

Originally Posted by Riskman

Apologies - thread drift

The cousins allow much more creativity in their responses to to the less reasonable critics.

Link to a radio interview transcript I hope is true.

http://www.inthe00s.com/archive/memb...28079712.shtml

Husband and wife had a boat on a lake for fishing but the husband had gone off on a call. The wife decided to take the boat and just float onthe lake and read a book.Shortly the warden arrived and asked to see her fishing licence. She explained that she did not have or need a licence as she was not fishing."But you have all the necessary tackle in the boat and you could start fishing as soon as I go away. I will have to arrrest you."She smiled sweetly and said "if you arrest me I shall have to accuse you of sexual assault.""But I haven't touched you""No", she said, "but you have all the necessary tackle and might.""Have a nice day mam, enjoy your book."