Radio Saigon -
What you say would be a good argument, but for one thing.
Not one part of that tripe was remotely funny!!
Cringeworthy and embarrassing at best, unprofessional at worst. IF you were looking at me during a safety briefing you'd see me reading the paper too - I have already read the card, sorted out exits (probably in an exit row anyway
) etc. etc.
Make it professional at least. If you want to try party tricks, for fcuks sake at least make it funny
And last of all, if you are going to try and be funny, but fail at that, try to pick a theme for your sh!t comedy that isn't running down your own company!! Jeeeezuz Christ.
CR.