My two guesses about the makeup of the "academy" are this: It will be self funded, and there will be a room somewhere in the school, resembling a church. However instead of worshiping a false god (aren't they all?) you worship Captain Morgan and his merry bunch of sycophants including the likes of Chris K etc. There may even be a box of tissues so that you can have a quiet spank over the thought of one day getting to ride the back seat on one of those rare occasions the big M goes flying.