Management have told people they would prefer no cancellations at all.
They would
prefer no cancellations... why, did some high roler miss the flight out on their annual holiday?! Far out Einstein!
Lets face it, managment have made all types of claims but I have yet to see a statement put forward by them that illustrates they have any idea of what's about to happen. But my God, they sure can put a positive spin on just about anything can't they!?!
"Everythings heading to the crapper, but that's ok; We have the situation in hand. And the pilot shortage - what pilot shortage? The ABC mentioned something about it the other day - just another angle to work with: when we cancel flights, we'll blame the pilot shortage. And when the pilots want more money - we can't afford it - because we cancelled flights...!
We got the clowns folks (and the monkeys so it seems), we just need a tent and an elephant!
YEEHAAA
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