Dear CEAG,
After viewing the Essendon Airport promotional video on Youtube, it has come to my attention, that residents living in close proximity to the airport may indeed have serious concerns.
It thus beholds me to advise your group, as a concerned citizen and frequent user of aircraft, that it is of the utmost urgency that the problem be resolved before anyone else succumbs to an aviation related illness or death.
The obvious solution with the safest and most effective outcome, stemming the bloodbath out there has been decided on by the majority and shall be effected immediately.
Please inform your members to be ready for the removalists at 6 am sharp as they have an exceptionally big day of moving ahead in your area and they get really pissed off if someone slows them down.
Yours sincerely,
Concerned Aviator Grot xxxooo
P.S Please pass this message on to your colleagues in Sydney. They're next.