Pacific Blue on-board announcements
Just saw this come up not sure how true it is or if its been posted before.
Paul Milner took an early morning flight on Pacific Blue last Friday (9/5) and noticed staff added some personal flair to their on-board announcements:
"We at Pacific Blue pride ourselves in having some of the best flight crew and cabin staff in the world - unfortunately they couldn't be with us today ... "
" ... in the event that oxygen is needed masks will drop. To operate, pull the mask down - stop screaming - and fit the mask ... "
" ... pull the tags to inflate the vest ... there is also a whistle and a light to attract attention - of sharks."
" ... no smoking anywhere on the plane even in the toilet where there is a smoke detector and an alarm - and a video camera."
"Did anyone notice those naughty passengers who didn't wait for the plane to stop before leaving their seats? We now ask those people to kindly leave the plane."
" ... your luggage is being unloaded and will be available once we have gone through it and removed anything of value."
Little bit of a laugh.
Last edited by Lindstrim; 14th May 2008 at 10:46.
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