girtbar - i agree, the funniest comeback!! didn't only shut the woman up but also made her laugh, which is perfect!
I too would have thought he was a disruptive passenger (along with the other 2 or 3 we seem to get on every single flight) but I'm not sure my company would appreciate all the added paperwork etc, just because I got a bit angry at the comment he made. I guess it is a thin line, and should he have been on the outbound flight I would have at least got him warned at check in. But seeing as it was inbound, I saw little that the company could do anyway. Especially as he assured me he wouldn't be flying with our airline again - (thank god!)