That would be funny if it wasn't so ludicrously true...
Q. The control tower has authorised you to take off, what did they say?
a) Ride that horse, cowboy
b) On your marks, get set, go
c) 12" deep pan with extra ham and a diet coke
d) Cleared take-off
VCOM and ICOM are a joke. I want my £120 back
