BA Engineering
You don't have to worry about standards or shortage of 'skilled' personnel to work the aircraft. The powers that be have plans afoot to recruit many many 'mechanics' to fill the shortage of labour.
Don't worry guys and gals, the epitaph still reads 'SAFETY FIRST'. Should be ok as long as the managers read that every morning as they arive for work.
Laugh? I nearly fell of my monkey bars.