Point taken. But do reread post 1. Did the light aeroplane come so close to Parliament 'that all the MPs thought they'd had it'? After the alleged airmiss, did the Heathrow inbound 'struggle after the airmiss to climb over Tower Bridge, sucking in startled pigeons?'. By all means query peculiar observations, but leave out the poetic (and totally fictional) setting-of-scenes! The man was so deluded all I can say is.........you know what's coming, don't you.........
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He shudda gone to Specsavers!