Excuse me for being a tad boastful, I went to Popham the other week for the first time.
We rang up prior and they said "We're waterlogged". We said "We're a helicopter."
That was the only landing fee they'd had for some while, apparently.
And this post has no connection to the slope on the runways, because we didn't need to know that either.
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I got bored with "WhoNeedsRunways"