Talking of ID Badges: a Merry Christmas to ugly-AOPA-bloke. One reason why I haven't joined AOPA is my fear of receiving one of those tacky "aircrew" cards bearing a photo similar to that of the moustachioed geezer who appears in their classy membership ads. Does anyone actually have one of those cards? If so, how many [supermodels/Jude Laws] (select according to gender or preference) have you pulled since you got it? I think we should be told.