Bags: I'm always amused by these headset bags - the ones which are just a sack with a draw string. All the masses of money that ALL pilots have (remember: they must be rich, they fly!), and they parade around trying to look good with their headsets in what my mother would call a 'pump bag'.
ps: in your bag, you didn't find the 11 pairs of sunglasses I've lost this year? It's been a great year for me - because I haven't really flown much this month due weather, I've only misplaced 11 pairs rather than the usual 12. I'm on a roll.