I have no idea why I put my Ear defenders in the tray???? Perhaps they think a suicide bomber may want to only blow his head off......
Call 100,
It’s because of the new EU rules on health and safety which, as always, are religiously applied in the UK.
Because home-made explosives can make a loud bang, all suicide bombers are now required by law to protect their ear drums by wearing suitable ear defenders before their appointment with Allah. Failure to do so is punishable by a fine or, alternatively, a reduction in the number of virgins waiting in paradise.
You see, contrary to popular opinion, considerable amounts of thought and logic do actually go into making these rules.