Pegasus747,
If the nylon panty hose really are a safety issue in the event of an evacuation, why are they part of the uniform in the first place? Surely an OH&S issue?
It's a fact of life that customers like being served by attractive, well presented people and barge arse walking down the aisle banging into everyone doesn't fall into that category I'm afraid.
And Domestos, haven't heard the term "Friend of Dorothy", but would I be safe in assuming it's the same as "putting from the rough" or "batting for the other team"?