Return sector from SFO. 8 year old kid comes into the aft galley. Just me and another flight attendant in there
Kid, "Give me a Coke"
F/A "Aren't you missing a word after Coke?"
Kid, (Mulls it over), NOW"
Wetting myself! - however thought we'd turn the tables
I grabbed the Coke and gave it to the kid
"Oh, young man - you'll need this" - I said handing him a napkin
"No I don't" - said the Kid as he left the galley
The F/A asked, why did I want to give him a napkin
In reply, I asked her to count back from 10
10, 9, 8 ,7 ,6 ding ding ding ding
Coke, best served chilled (and shaken for rude kids!!!!)
