I have a few funnies: whilst doing SEP refresher a crew member had to deal with a suspected hatrack fire, she goes and gets the fire extinguisher opens the hatrack throws it in and closes the hatrack!! lol
this made me laugh on a flight a pax before takeoff says to my fellow crew member " I have American passport please give me red wine" and the crew says back "that's nice i have an Egyptian passport and ill get it for u after takeoff!"
Im an English crew member and on a flight before takeoff a pax(from India i think) has his duty free book open on the jack daniels whiskey page and asks me if he can have one whiskey. I ask back certainly sir after take off i can get that for u were you wanting an actual on board drink or were you referring to the duty free whiskey for purchase, he says what? can i have the whiskey, i ask him the same question 3 times and then he says to me, im sorry do you speak English? ha ha, I looked at him and said Sir I AM English!!!!
ha ha they crack me up!
although i must admit sometimes when u tired on board we say some funnies ourselves eg, when at the end of a flight i have said HELLO instead of Goodbye!!
