Here's another...
B is trucking back to base in a hired "complex" twin...
Tape begins with a constant horn sound in the background...
R/T "Golf India Tango finals"
"Absolute doddle to land these Pippas"
"Just putting a bit more flap in now"
"Easing back on the throttles as we come in over the numbers"
"Holding off now, letting the aircraft settle onto the tarmac"
"Absolute greaser, didn't feel a thing!"
"Eh?"
BANG, BANG, BANG, CRUNCH, SCREEEEEEEEEEECH, CRUMP
"Bollocks"