During the misspent youth...............
While working in a bar at an island resort, for entertainment, we use to accumulate all the dregs from the unfinished drinks in the bar (preferably spirits) then in the morning visit the kitchen and gather all the bread crusts from the mornings toast manufacture. Dip the crusts into the accumulated brew then feed it to the seagulls................................
Also found that you can out turn Black Swans in a Piper Cub, they will stall in the turn........................