I wouldn't NEVER let any of you little head cases onto the flight deck of my aircraft.
I'll say it again: this website is for professional pilots (ie. Airbus A330 Drivers like myself) and not you tossers. There are plenty of other places on the net where you all can congregate.
Bye now...
...and will the Flying Ambulance Chaser please report to D block ASAP.
[This message has been edited by Hungry Pilot (edited 18 August 2000).]