Now come on guys, stop stirring up poor old Apple Tree. I mean, can't you see from his post that this man is a cut above the rest, a superior being!
I marvel at how intelligent he must be, sitting there overseeing the illiterate, juvenile, bumbling F/O, it must be horrible for him. Apple never makes a mistake, you should see him in the sim, what an ace!
Apple is great to fly with too, he's so mature, he knows everything and he's always right, even when he's wrong! F/O's have a very easy flight with Apple Tree, he never needs any help from anyone, he's just so clever.
What you F/O's need to understand is that Apple was recruited when CX recruited real men, not like these days! You see, everyone employed after Apple was an idiot, he was CX's last great find, a sort of aviation messiah. In fact, the real reason CX want RA65 is because they can't stand the thought of losing Super Capt Apple.
So when you think about writing something nasty about this modern day superhero, think again. He's probably been out all night saving the world as only he can.
Keep up the good work Super Capt Apple Tree, we all sleep well at night in the knowledge that you are out there.