Wow, I'd just love to fly with Lord-Captain of 18 years Nigel Cawthorn-Sneezewort-Brambleby.
He's obviously one of these highly evolved human beings who is never wrong or never makes a mistake. Would be an absolute pleasure to fly with. Quite obviously above everyone else. The kind of chap that turns up in the bar and wonders why there is no-one there when they all said they'd come down.
Newsflash Nigel, they are all at another bar because you are the sort of uppity twit that gives your colleagues at BA a bad name.
Yes thank you nigel-****, most pilots (obviously not PPLs - they are not "pilots" after all) would know that it is grossly unlikely that the crew would have rotated and then aborted, perhaps you might have explained that in some nicer terminology.