Have to be the first to admit that your response had me in cavorting hysterics. More like a hyena than the beauteous beast I am.
Yes actually, there need to be a lot less pilots around in order to make jobs easier to find for the good guys and that means that all the little newbies must fail their flight tests with imediate effect!
In consideration of the public service being performed by Eskom the diktats of their aviation section recruitment campaign will be born in mind.