The Snowdrops always seemed to have the pick of the ladies who dwelled therein.
But they always gave them a biscuit afterwards!
What was that famous Court Martial line?
"I observed A/Cpl Knacker having sex with a German shepherd"
"And what did you say to him?"
"To whom, Sir?"
"The corporal, idiot, not the shepherd!"
"That's a nice dog, corporal! To which he replied
"Actually it's a bitch, sir!" "