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"No thats not ours.... Ours never had a scratch on the side"
"So ladies and gentleman if you look to your left you will see our main hangar where we are currently re creating a crash scene for failure analysis investigations"
"So if it breaks a leg we have to shoot it?"
"Hey Frank... the mtce log book says... damaged & repaired at the factory"
" thats odd isn't it, what sort of damage would the factory do"
"No, I dont think you can retract the undercarriage whilst it is sitting on the ground....look..watch this"
"I told you, a big hole..a big one, does that look like we are going to get that down that little hole?..IDIOT !!"
"Hey Manuel the fruit basket is for you and its from the factory, the card reads....."we are sorry for your loss".."what loss ?"
'No way the AI is spot on, thats less than 100 degrees and its tumbling"
"I am telling you, it was about 4 foot high and had teeth like this, then it grabbed the right tire and started pulling it into is hole.....No I have not been drinking at lunch time"
HF