Do the pilots have a say in this????

[11Fan]

I like GG's thought "take out a notebook and start writing down his conversation...".

Then while writing, keep looking over at them, raise your eybrows now and then and every once in a while, an audible Hmmm.

Then, if you have a camera, ask if you can take their picture for your collection.

I suspect they will start looking for another seat.