Ah RENURPP my dear old friend, we cross swords yet again (last year, pilots salaries Australia vs overseas).
I'm not on the B717 but even if I was I wouldn't be in the least bit concerned about flying with you, you aren't even in the same league as some of the tossers I've flown with in the past. Water off a ducks back
After a number of years in Australian GA I'm hardly in a position to afford a BMW at the moment though I do enjoy an occasional day out with lunch at a decent shopping centre. Leather jacket, Ray Bans ? What's wrong with that. I take it you buy all your clothes at Best and Less or Lowes.
I don't live in Darwin but have visited many times, I could live there for the right job but it wouldn't be my first choice.
Now put on your best flanelette shirt, get into your XF Falcon and head down to the RSL for your $4.99 Sunday dinner.