I think you might have hooked one
Metro! Catch and release or are you going to keep it?
I am a track suit wearing feral. BUT Ray bans, leather jacket wearing shopping centre tossers like Metro Man just give me the "Feral" ****s.
I hope to christ your not currently a 717 F/O, if you are i will find out.
I think
Metro Man flies an airbus and lives in Singapore (from the last line the Airlink mafia are after you mate).
I've lived in Darwin, Perth and Cairns and find the vagrants and long grass fraternity around the Smith St Mall easily the worst.
Good Asian food in the weekend markets, a few decent pubs, Casuarina shopping centre has a nice variety of shops.
Metro Man all true, particularly the Asian food. The high end pubs were no different to anywhere else (eg Rorke's etc) in this country. Casuarina shopping centre (the clientele) stank like no other on a hot arvo in the build up - ever caught a bus to the shopping centre(?)- a stench that challenges the hardiest of iron stomachs. Other than the Asian tucker and the quality of the strippers not much else calls me back (I can fish AND SWIM AND DIVE in QLD).