I fully understand that times are hard for all but Jet2 management has just wiped their bums with our recently agreed roster agreement.
A senior F/O bonus scheme with so many stipulations (one of which is playing a tune from a French horn stuck up your arse) meaning only several F/Os actually get anything.
However there always seems to be enough money for more office cockroaches.
Sadly, even my unnatural perverted lust for the local sheep dressed in fine hosiery is not enough to keep me here much longer.
Tis all very sad as the people I work with are actually brill in Jet2!