Ha ha ha ha...that's funny! You sound like the bloke who sold me my CPL in 2001...
Just one question: are you still looking for that first job, 7 years later?
I can answer for you: it's a NO. I don't see what's wrong with you then, except for the fact that you need to grow up.
This is not a game, it's about people who want to invest in a job training.
The lack of serious reflects how little you care about these people and how little you care to help them. Why don't you give them website adresses of cheap flight schools instead of showing how we will go back to stone age?
Try this one:
www.gsaviation.it or this one
www.newcag.be or even this
www.hubair.be (modular)