Hoodie don't twist words. If you have something to get off your chest go argue with your wife. You know what i meant
We all know what you mean.
You want to find a pilot to let you jump out his private plane; which we all know is illegal, but you want us to turn a blind eye.
Now obviously we can't stop you - this is just the internet - but just because it's done in the US doesn't mean it's still safe to do it here.
Don't turn up on a professional pilot forum and ask for something we all know is so obviously illegal, not to mention dangerous. You're a qualified sky diver, you of all people should know the rules and risks.
If you want to dive, do it properly. If you want to do it the US way, go to the US.
Be away with you, you've got off lightly so far.