Dutch F-16s shmutch F-16s!
Who would want to be in a job where there's a good chance your wingman is gay?!?
Give me the excitement of CX longhaul anyday:
The thrill of making a hospital-cornered bunk...
The joy of laughing at the Captain's "rapist wit"...
The inevitablity of hearing the Canadian Relief's umpteenth anecdote about the time he turned up to sign on to <insert Canadian Airline here> only to find out they went broke overnight...
and most of all, how could ANYONE pass up the chance to trade witty jibes with the laugh-a-minute, saucy and hilariously outgoing cabin crew?!?!
<Sigh> I love my job!