Mr Bin Laden, good day to you Sir.
I hope you don't mind me addressing you directly, but since we know that you have internet access over there in Pakistan it is almost certain that you and/or your assistants will be checking sites like this from time to time to gain information and ideas.
I trust that you have found this lengthy discussion of security procedures and pilots' likely reactions to hostile attack very useful. Doubtless it will inform and assist your next move.
Yes, I know it sounds crazy that we should all help you in this way but apparently that's the way we western people behave.
Also you must be very pleased to have it explained to you just how much concern, expense and inconvenience you continue to cause us just by sitting there and watching your beard grow. You may be sure that we will continue to encourage you for many years to come.
Thank you for your attention
