Fortunately Tandem is someone who I don't have to read any more. HURRAH!
Handyboy - you're on thin ice there - should we discuss the secondees who scraped the RJ tails, or should we discuss the Secondee Training Captain who nearly piled one in by retracting flaps when the F/O called for the gear?
Careful my friend, not sure how much more mailine washing there is to come out of this, but it's your call!