I heard the sheep was provide by the Skippies, and did anyone notice 3 Sqn were awarded top operational squadron honours in East Timor, meaning the : Skippies came last?
Well what do you **** well expect, Samuel? If you're comparing helo squadrons, the Kiwis are Air Force, the Skippies are Grunts. That should be a given.
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, a truly excellent effort. I really hope the stories of the Kiwinese Air Force top brass getting upset and looking for arses to kick are untrue and that in fact, they saw the humour in it. I have sent it on to ex-knucklehead friends... but funnily enough, haven't had a lot of acknowledgements. Funny that.