Baggage performance issues
Is it only me that found the phrase 'baggage performing issues' as a description of the debacle that was T5 opening as very amusing?
THe bags didn't perform as expected?
Naughty underperforming bags, samsonite was the least obedient, though the Delsey was very compliant to managements wishes. Indeed strangely for some observers the Victorinox 'swiss army' cases really rallied around when the going got tough and helped out in true military style. Certainly the lowerclass baggage from Tesco's was just plain stubborn in its flat refusal to co-operate. These unruly types just told WW and his management BIGWIGS to BOGOFF.
I can just imagine the next big management performance meeting, powerpoints at the ready with a chart detailing the 'baggage performance' chart!!!!!!
Losers......