A related rumour I've seen & heard is that Brother # 1 Commissar Rudd Brother Doctor Dada told some of the blokes who have black tape over their eyes that Campbell Barracks (that's beachside Swanbourne in Perth) was too valuable to remain in defence hands.
So Campbell Barracks closed and redeveloped and the [sssshh] Regt moved to where? Bindoon? That'll do retention a world of good ..... imagine the joy: "Darling I've got good news and bad news - the good news is I'm in and you'll only see me for 2 months a year; the bad news is you'd better get used to ticks and no mobile phone coverage 'cos we're moving to Bindoon".
Maybe it's just a rumour and they're moving to Cultana instead
Don't blame me - I didn't vote ALP