Yeah, tried that and they read me the rules. Its the double vision that keeps me grounded. Don't know why, I see twice as much as most people. (Or is that the same but twice as often?) Both eyes are OK but although I keep them pointed in the same direction by corrective lenses, that isn't good enough.
I used to fly as starboard lookout on Westland Whirlwinds when they were practicing GCRs though. If only they knew!
**********************************
Through difficulties to the cinema