Nutter,
Years ago at White Waltham we used to have an annual airshow, now superceded by an excellent members day.
We had a fly-by from the BBMF, always a joy to see.
a few mins later we had a noise complaint idiot on the phone complaining that the aircraft noise had ruined her family Bar-B-Que.
I happened to answer the phone which was on the bar in those days.
I replied very calmly that that was the sound of freedom.
"wha' do ya mean" she catawaled in her shrill Eastenders accent
I expalined that it was the members of our armed forces that sacrificed so much in 2 world wars that allowed her to complain in English not German, "now F*ck off!" there was silence at the other end of the phone, I hoped she'd had a heart-attack as I calmly replaced the receiver.