<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2">How delightful to fly over all those estuaries whilst talking the Queen's Estuary English on the....
(er, tries for suitable rhyming slang for "radio telephone", but fails....any ideas?) </font>
You need to find someone who learned to fly within the sound of Bow Bells. The training opportunities are somewhat limited in those parts these days...
