All you CC will recognise this one
Pax invariably are watching a movie during meak service and many simply refuse to move headphones to talk to you. Its even worse when they do and this conversation STILL takes place
CC: Would you care for Tea
Pax: I want coffe
CC: Sorry sir. I have Tea. Coffee is coming *Turns towards next pax*
Pax: I said I'll take coffee
CC: Yes sir. I am sorry but I have Tea. The other crew have coffee
Pax: I want coffee
CC: Yes I know sir. But I am sorry I have Tea in this pot.
Pax: But I want coffee
CC: Sir. I have Tea and the other crew are coming with coffee
Pax: Just gimme a coffee now
CC: Certainly sir
*Goes ahead and pours hot beverage in cup*
Bless em